last nights dream: a video game where you do nothing but customise the colours of a cute parrot, the interface of the game was utter garbage.

after i finished making my parrot, i was informed of the tragic passing of moe szyzlak.

R.I.P.

blameaspartame:

Brian’s message to Big Boobs & Sex

blameaspartame:

Brian’s message to Big Boobs & Sex

brotoad:

this is a very good photo of me

brotoad:

this is a very good photo of me

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

i’m so cool and tough, anyone who would have a fight with me would lose

this is a very good photo of me

this is a very good photo of me

rodack:

penheart:

rodack:

dutchster:

when you look inside the toilet before you flush

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when you look at your criminal meth cook husband having a complete nervous breakdown, That’s what the caption should say. This is an animated GIF from Season 4, Episode 11 titled “Crawl Space” of the television series Breaking Bad, aired from 2008 to 2013 on AMC. 

The main character is Walter White, a struggling high school chemistry teacher who is diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer at the beginning of the series. He turns to a life of crime, producing and selling methamphetamine, in order to secure his family’s financial future before he dies, teaming with his former student, Jesse Pinkman. The show was set and produced in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Throughout the series, Walter produces and sells meth to earn money in order to secure the financial future of his family: his wife Skyler, and children Walter, Jr. and Holly. The show also features Skyler’s sister Marie Schrader, and her husband Hank, a Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) agent who is determined to solve the case involving the meth empire. Walter teams up with lawyer Saul Goodman, who helps him get into contact with drug kingpin Gus Fring. In the fifth season, Walter heavily involves himself with Mike Ehrmantraut, Todd Alquist and Lydia Rodarte-Quayle.

or, OR, you can just take the joke instead of explaining the plot for BB. jesus christ.

Fuck you.

brotoad:

Peanut Butter Jelly Sammich (flowin) by Steward HK Lar Diligent